The Oreo Manifesto

Posted on: 6th March 2021

I was cleaning up my notes and found this which I wrote for my friends when they took upon baby sitting our boys back in 2018. They knew how to take care of Ollie but Oreo was new and was still not housebroken completely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I will bite to say, I love you. I am small, I am shy but check out the huge black balls between my thighs.

I wake up early at 6:15. I will wake you up with licks umpteen. Beware if I bite your clothe, pee-pee-poo-poo is ready to come forth.

I love Ollie, I lick Ollie, I bite Ollie, I steal food from Ollie. Hold me when I am done with my food or I will eat Ollie’s before you can say good.

Watch your step, close the doors slowly. I am Batman and I follow you closely.

I ask permission, my parents know. I have learned a lot since I came home. But accidents happen, just so you know. Forgive me Uncle Hodge, if I soil your floor.

Here’s a pic from last year. Recently all his pics are of him sleeping on the couch 😐️.

A predominantly white dog with black fur around his head.

Day 89 - Join Me in #100DaysToOffload

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